Real headline: "Rapist killer shouts 'murderers' as he is executed eating last meal of a steak and 2 pint of ice cream."
Methinks the International Business Times might want to employ a new copy editor, or A copy editor. But I digress.
Yes, so apparently one Eric Scott Branch was went to his punishment yesterday in Florida for the 1993 murder of 21-year old West Florida student, Susan Morris. Branch spent more time in jail waiting to be executed than that poor girl spent on earth. What a waste of time, air, food, water, and anything else this POS consumed during those 25 years. Oh, and he also was convicted of sexually assaulting a 14-year old girl as well, so, yeah, good-bye you shit bag. You got 25 more years of life than you deserved.
Anyhoo, lest you believe from the headline that state chose to execute Mr. Branch whilst in the midst of trying to bolt down a steak and some ice cream (whichi would have been very funny, by the way. "Wait! I'm not done! You said I could finish! Just one more spoonful. It's Ben & Jerry's! My favo..agggghh!!!") sadly that was not the case. Branch apparently was able to enjoy his last meal unmolested. Wish we could say the same for his victims.
What did occur is that while he was being priming to pump, Branch shouted "murderers! murderers! murderers" before falling silent, presumably because he was dying.
And lest you think I might forget to slake your hunger, according to a prison spokesperson, Branch slaked his with a last meal consisting of "a pork chop, T-bone steak, French fries and two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and a bottle of ginger ale"
No word as to which flavor of B&J he asked for. I know, right?
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