Hey Joe

Lending credibility

Avon: if it's good enough for Reese Witherspoon, it's good enough for your tired ass.

Brady & Bundchen

So I see Tom Brady just married Brazilian "Super" model, Gisele Bundchen

T'would seem our young Mr. Brady has had quite a run of luck. Let's review:

• Very talented and very successful - regarded as one of the best NFL quarterbacks of all time
• Three-time Super Bowl champion
• Three-time MVP (two in Super Bowls)
• Smart - graduated cum laude
• young (obviously this is relative, but he's younger than I am)
• Good looking (again relative, but I'll play the odds)
• Stinking rich
• banging hot, wealthy underwear model

I think there's been some sort of cosmic mix-up in that whole "doling out of the good luck" thing. 

I also think that with all his cash he could afford to buy his wife the entire dress.