Me: What ever happened to DeBarge? Wasn't he married to Janet Jackson?
Ed: That's a really sad story. He really loved her.
Ed: It was her family. They were afraid he was going to drag down her career.
Me: Hmmmm….*more crickets* Yea, well I guess a DeBarge can do that to you.
Things I did not know.
- There was more than one "DeBarge." There was Mark, James, Randy, Eldra and their sister, Bunny
- Eldra became "El" DeBarge, which I thought was the name of the group itself.
- It was James who married Janet Jackson, not "DeBarge." Had DeBarge married her they would have had to create a bonking rotation schedule. And where would Bunny have fit into the picture? On Janet's face I guess.
Things I do know
- DeBarge, El or otherwise, sucks
Originally published on January 18, 2008 in Miscellaneous Drivel