So the reports are pouring in that Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac Pose are splitsville. This comes as no surprise to this reporter who has been waiting for the news ever since seeing a phototgraph of Pose, posing with SJ whilst wearing a tuxedo sans socks. What a goon. The two have apparently been separated since this past summer, which is strange as I would have expected a call from her by now.
Apparently I'm not the only one who never "got" this relationship. A source in Dauriac’s "circle" (does he really have enough people to make a circle? Triangle maybe) told People Rag, “I’ve been expecting this for some time. Romain and Scarlett has never made sense to me. They aren’t equals. There’s always been something wrong with this picture.” And this from someone in HIS triangle.
I'll tell you what's wrong; she's awesome and he's not. And did I mention? Tuxedo? No socks?
The two were married in October 2014. Hey, you gave it a good shot kids. Cut your losses and move on.
Scarlett, call me.