Remember how many times you felt left out because you were broke? Places the gang was going and you weren’t included. They all had money for movies, games, hamburgers and soft drinks…all of them except you.
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Yeah, sure it’s a shitty rag full of useless tips and information, but if you pester and throw the occasional tantrum, you’ll be able to press a lot of this garbage on your friends and relatives. Hey, if you’re going to have a career in sales you’d better learn the tricks of the trade early, sport.
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