So I received an email from my service announcing the death of one Beth Howland, better known as the “ditzy but lovable” Vera Louise Gorman on the 1970s-80s television show, Alice.
Here’s the thing. Howland died on December 31, 2015, exactly five months ago. And I’m just getting notified now? How insulting; to have your death go unreported for five months; for shame, Celebrity Death Beeper. You’ve kept my readers waiting five months for this blog report. Don’t you realize that people are dying for these posts?
Sorry. That was intentional.