Word on the street is that J-Lo has handed Skeletor his walking papers.
For the shallow amongst us, this comes as no surprise. What DID come as a surprise was that she actually married this no talent gargoyle to begin with. Ah well, we're all entitled to our mistakes.
J-Lo, don't make another one. Llame a mi bebé


You're lucky! Johnny Depp resolutely refuses to believe he made a mistake with Vanessa Paradis, even though we live (relatively) close to one another and I am clearly superior to her... Hope springs eternal, though (I'm on a positivism drive tonight!).
Posted by: Kirsty | July 15, 2011 at 07:23 PM
Ha! I don't know anything about Vanessa Paradis, but sure I'll go along with you; big mistake.
Posted by: heyjoe | July 15, 2011 at 07:30 PM
VP is French pop star who came to fame as a teenager with a hideous earworm of a song called "Joe le taxi" back in 1989 or so (she was about 15). She and Johnny have two kids and the family remain miraculously private (though that's easier in France because the privacy laws are stricter). By all accounts she's sweet and adorable and talented bla bla bla (she was a Chanel model for a while too) but still. I maintain that, as far as the delicious Johnny is concerned, I am clearly superior.
Posted by: Kirsty | July 16, 2011 at 11:08 AM