In a constant effort to slash expenses while searching for work, I’ve thought more than once about dumping the cats – you know, two less mouths to feed and all that jazz.
Relax PETA folks. Holster those wagging fingers before you start pecking out that angry email. I’m not talking about fitting them with cement kitty shoes, or sending them to “a nice farm where they can chase mice and have plenty of wide-open space to run around.” Besides, I think my kids are on to that one since they discovered that there’s no such thing as a guinea pig cruise ship. But I wonder sometimes if I’m getting a good “pleasure return” on my cat investment, and if I should consider investing that money into something else, like Chia Pets, or an expanded cable package.
To read the rest of this awesome "cat tail" (Ha! I slay myself), CLICK HERE and scroll to page 16.