So did I mention this is my last week on the job? Yesterday, due to a dramatic drop in sales, they removed the vending machines from our "break room."
"Golly, Mr. Vending Machine Company, and Soon-to-be-ex-employer, please accept the collective apology of the remaining six employees for not spending enough money to make up for the 20-something people that have either moved to Chicago, already been laid off, or are soon to BE laid off, and therefore do not have the extra scrilla to spend on high-priced snack food."
First my job, and now my T.G.I.Friday's Cheddar and Bacon Potato Skins Snack Chips ®. Will this nightmare never end?
Yes, actually, on Friday. Waa waaaa