My office hates me
I was home sick earlier this week with "stomach issues." OK, colitis. Go look it up.
My first day back, some bastard had the nerve to put a box of luscious, fresh, chewy donuts right near my desk.
Donuts do not always agree with me under the best of circumstances, but in the midst of an "episode," they're not a wise choice.
How come nobody ever brings in pots of plain white rice?
I hate these people.
i think i would take the stomach issues for the taste of a luscious donut. they don't have those here...well there is a dunkin donuts in town, but the donuts just aren't the same.
Posted by: natalie | May 09, 2008 at 04:04 PM
If I were running I'd probably go for a donut or three.
Posted by: HeyJoe | May 09, 2008 at 04:27 PM
I brought it a giant tub of lard and 20 spoons. Perhaps that is why nobody ever seems to miss me not going to work...
Posted by: VE | May 09, 2008 at 10:39 PM
i don't want to look up colitis. isn't that a female body part? must be weird sprouting one of those. do you touch it? try Midol for your "illness."
Posted by: clyde | May 10, 2008 at 07:28 AM
Thanks for popping up out of the coal mines to give me a laugh, Clyde.
Posted by: HeyJoe | May 11, 2008 at 02:44 PM
colitis.... its not fun. i know.
you should do the same for them that they do for you. find something they can't eat and display it close to their desks. :cheesyevilgrin:
Posted by: melanie | May 12, 2008 at 02:15 PM
you're welcome, joe. i wander out for provisions once a month ... provided my ward signs off on the day pass.
sure hope that thing you got provides some, um, fun.
Posted by: clyde | May 12, 2008 at 02:41 PM