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The chicken-fried steak dinner is only $5.99; with two sides AND a drink!

I had to make an after dinner trip to Safeway this evening. While I was checking out, a youngish gentleman came up and asked the cashier to unlock the liquor case as he wanted a bottle of Hennessy.

The youngish gentleman in question was wearing both upper and lower grillz.

I shit you not.

And he wasn't like trying to look like a jackass. Don't get me wrong, he most certainly did, it just wasn't his intent.

Now I've seen this crap on the MTV Rapper Yo Yo show or whatever, but I never really figured people would wear this crap in real life, like to go to the grocery store for example.  And then wanting Hennessy on top of it?  Priceless.

No doubt he rolled out of the parking lot in his spinner adorned Escalade, thumping to the steady grooves of 50 cent or Loose Change or Milk Money or whatever the crap kidz groove to while sippin' the Hennessy and smokin' the crack pipe and impregnating each other.

I weep for future generations.

Now then, I'm off for the Early Bird Special at IHOP if anyone would care to join me.

Comments

yeah, but is it big as your face? that is the question i have for you. but at that price you could just eat two of them i guess!

Don't forget to put your teeth in before you go, Joe. . . and bring a sweater - you know you're going to get chilly after you eat.

Natalie - it may not be as big as my face, but that rich, heavy food so late in the day (4PM) and I'll be up all night, or at least until 9.

Pamba - yes, my sweater AND an afghan to throw across my lap.

make it Denny's...and I'm in

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