The fickle finger of fame

Question:

Who is this jackass?

I've seen this picture in magazines, the video store; the side of a bus. It's forever harassing me.

What's with the XY?

What's the deal with him pulling up his shirt?

And most importantly, what does he have that I don't? How come I'm not famous?

Comments

[natalie]

well, he is missing a belly button. that much is obvious...so you, in fact, have more than he does. i'm not sure why you aren't famous!

[HeyJoe]

Good point Natalie. And I certainly have more in the belly dept. as well.

[jk]

Don't forget the trail to adventure! (It's too cold to be exposing that much skin, Joe...)

[clyde]

dude, you're killing me. serious. take that picture down. it's worse than porno. good god, my mouth is moistening - and it ain't sex. it's vomit precursor.

it's just wrong. just plain fucking wrong. blur it out or something.

the boy above you? ain't got nothing on you. he's into boys anyway - just ask him how much time he spends on his hair everyday. the "xy"? it is the full extent of this generation's mathematical abilities - "it's like a straight line or sumptim, right?" ask him which one is the dependent axis and he'd probably snort and fart thinking you made a funny.

[diesel]

I think it's the clouds. Look into getting more impressive looking clouds.

[VE]

It's obvious he hasn't hit puberty yet (ie...lack of hair...)

[melanie]

he looks happy. you look squinty...

just sayin. :-)

[Cookiebitch]

I think I just went blind ...

[HeyJoe]

Ha!
Take THAT sister!
My eyes! My eyes!

[V-Grrrl]

He's got a body waxer. Aren't you glad you DON'T have one of those?

I vote for Hey Joe on the sides of buses everywhere.

[HeyJoe]

Yes, a waxer. That's JUST what I need. Not. A trainer maybe though. And my mug plastered on the side of a bus is what EVERYBODY needs. Great suggestion VG.