Shopping for authenticity

Here's something about which I'm a stickler.

We're all into trying to be healthy; lean meat, lots of water, filtered cigarettes. As such, we are more or less regular consumers of the green tea.

Now when I'm buying green tea, which as we all know originated in one of them Chinese countries; I want to see an Asian gentleman on the box thereby verifying its authenticity. I don't want to see some bamboo hut or a cutesy leopard or some Chinese characters that for all I know could be saying "You're drinking my piss, round eye" or some waving tea leaves that could be marijuana for all I know. Heavens to Betsy, that won't do.

No. Give me the Asian man or give me Earl Grey. Or better yet, just give me coffee.

Comments

[moooooog35]

You must be excited, though.

With the purchase of the above tea, you get a Free Red Dress Pin.

AND you get your Chinese guy.

Looks like it's gonna be a great day.

[HeyJoe]

You read my mind, brother.

Look out world! Here I come!!

[Brokemom]

drinking my piss roundeye? That freakin cracked me up. I'm eight months pregnant, and that made me almost pee myself...which isn't hard to do, necessarily.

[HeyJoe]

Hey BM,

Thanks for stopping by. Glad I could almost make you pee yourself. I'll try harder next time.

Joe