It’s OK, you’re amongst friends here. Go ahead, admit it. You’re curious. You’d like to know what it’s like to put on the kabuki-like make-up, twirl the colorful parasol, cover your mouth while you giggle demurely, all the while banging a middle aged, over-weight American tourist, sweating sake, three-sheets to the wind and ready to go sailing.
Well you don’t have to wait another day, because JALpak Discovery Tours is now offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, complete with grammatical errors.
“Create one of your life time memories of a geisha in ancient capital, Kyoto. Dressing like a geisha, acting like a geisha and feeling like a geisha.”
From 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM you will dress, act and feel just like a geisha or your money back! Tour highlights include:
Make-up, being dressed!
Your choice of four pictures selected from six poses taken outside!
Each geisha will receive a “free CD gift with your pictures,” compliments of JALpak.
Please note that “pick-up and return services are not available.” So after that fat American has fallen asleep on top of you and you’ve rifled through his wallet for cab fare, we’ll send the “Super Terrific Fun Bus” to pick you up. If you’ve been a good little geisha, we’ll even bind your feet!
Call JALpak and start creating your memoirs of being a geisha today! Don’t forget to check out our Sumo Wrestler Fantasy Camp!